*Headlights - When people forget that they have there brights on at night and never take them off*
*Gum - You dont need to smack it!*
*Facebook - When people post emotional status 24/7*
*Twitter - When people post the same thing to facebook and twitter..whats the point of having both?*
*TV - When theres nothing on to watch*
*Cell Phones - When people are on there phones and trying to talk to you at the same time*
*Blow Dryers - when you have long kinda thick hair and it barely blows out any air*
*Driver - Who don't use their turn signals and I have to slam on my breaks*
*Couples -When they sit on the same side of the booth and no ones on the other side*
*Leashes - Your kids are not pets, DONT put a leash on them!*
*Students - Who prolong class by asking dumb questions*
*Heels - When people wear high heels and make it noticeable that its hurting there feet*
*Animals - People who treat them like dirt*
*Straws - When people try to suck nothing out of the straw when the drink is finished*
*Dinner - People with horrible table manners*
*Gas Pumps - When people pull there cars up on the wrong side of the gas pump*
*Guys - Who leave the toilet seat up*
*Drivers - Who zig-zag in and out on the expressway*
*Bikers - People who ride there bike in the road when there is a side walk*
*Drive-thru - When people take forever deciding what to order*
*People - Who dont cover there mouth while sneezing or coughing*
*Jelly Beans - When you bite into it and its a different flavor then what you thought*
*Work - When people play the piano at the hotel and really suck at it*
*Parking - When people take up 2 parking spaces*
*Celebrities - Who give there kids weird names like Apple*
*Words - Stupid ways to write different words*
*Gender - When you cant tell if someone is a Male or Female*
*Parking Lot - People who go the wrong way*
*Skinny Jeans - On men*
*Public Restrooms - That have no toilet paper or paper towels*
*Parents - Who dont control their children in a public place*
*Girls - Who wear way to much make up*
*Driving - When people ride your bumper to make you go faster*
*Facebook - When your in the middle of a conversation on chat and they randomly log off*
*Stop Lights - When people honk at you the very second the light turns green*
*Stink - When people dont use deodorant when they really need it*
*Cell Phones - When people drive horribly while talking on their cell phones*
*Camera's - When people take pictures of themselves "sleeping" but there arm is stretched out taking the picture*
*Shopping Carts - With a broken wheel*
*America - People who dont care whats going on in our country*
*Walking - When people randomly just stop walking to look around when your walking behind them*
*Men - Who refer to "babysitting" their own children*
*Clothes Hangers - that get all tangled up together*
*Adults - That cuss in front of children*
*Movie Theaters - People who get up so many times during the movie*
*PeOpLe WhO TyPe LiKe ThIs*
*Babies - Sitting on laps in cars while driving*
*Public - When people dont flush the toilet*
*Mall - When people try to get me to try there products, like hair straighteners when my hair is obviously already straight*
*Guys - That wear baggy pants below the butt*
*Women - Who use PMS as an excuse to be bitchy*
*Thank You - People who dont acknowledge when you hold the door open for them*
*Lords Name - People that use His name in vain*
*Driver - Who don't use their turn signals and I have to slam on my breaks*
*Couples -When they sit on the same side of the booth and no ones on the other side*
*Leashes - Your kids are not pets, DONT put a leash on them!*
*Students - Who prolong class by asking dumb questions*
*Heels - When people wear high heels and make it noticeable that its hurting there feet*
*Animals - People who treat them like dirt*
*Straws - When people try to suck nothing out of the straw when the drink is finished*
*Dinner - People with horrible table manners*
*Gas Pumps - When people pull there cars up on the wrong side of the gas pump*
*Guys - Who leave the toilet seat up*
*Drivers - Who zig-zag in and out on the expressway*
*Bikers - People who ride there bike in the road when there is a side walk*
*Drive-thru - When people take forever deciding what to order*
*People - Who dont cover there mouth while sneezing or coughing*
*Jelly Beans - When you bite into it and its a different flavor then what you thought*
*Work - When people play the piano at the hotel and really suck at it*
*Parking - When people take up 2 parking spaces*
*Celebrities - Who give there kids weird names like Apple*
*Words - Stupid ways to write different words*
*Gender - When you cant tell if someone is a Male or Female*
*Parking Lot - People who go the wrong way*
*Skinny Jeans - On men*
*Public Restrooms - That have no toilet paper or paper towels*
*Parents - Who dont control their children in a public place*
*Girls - Who wear way to much make up*
*Driving - When people ride your bumper to make you go faster*
*Facebook - When your in the middle of a conversation on chat and they randomly log off*
*Stop Lights - When people honk at you the very second the light turns green*
*Stink - When people dont use deodorant when they really need it*
*Cell Phones - When people drive horribly while talking on their cell phones*
*Camera's - When people take pictures of themselves "sleeping" but there arm is stretched out taking the picture*
*Shopping Carts - With a broken wheel*
*America - People who dont care whats going on in our country*
*Walking - When people randomly just stop walking to look around when your walking behind them*
*Men - Who refer to "babysitting" their own children*
*Clothes Hangers - that get all tangled up together*
*Adults - That cuss in front of children*
*Movie Theaters - People who get up so many times during the movie*
*PeOpLe WhO TyPe LiKe ThIs*
*Babies - Sitting on laps in cars while driving*
*Public - When people dont flush the toilet*
*Mall - When people try to get me to try there products, like hair straighteners when my hair is obviously already straight*
*Guys - That wear baggy pants below the butt*
*Women - Who use PMS as an excuse to be bitchy*
*Thank You - People who dont acknowledge when you hold the door open for them*
*Lords Name - People that use His name in vain*
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